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Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great!

Apr 16, 2008

- Does Google’s just launched SportsApologies widget work? Just ask Denver’s Carmelo Anthony. “I didn’t know what to say when I got nailed for the DUI,” said the Nuggets' all-star forward. “At first, I even had my lawyer apologize for me. Boy, that didn’t work! Then someone turned me on to Google’s SportApologies widget.
“It’s easy! All you do is punch in your sport, and whatever it is you got busted for, and up pops a perfect apology. Slam dunk, problem over. This is the greatest gift to professional athletes I’ve ever heard of.”
The slogan for Google’s SportsApologies? "Don’t fidget, we got a widget."

"I thought widgets were just short people," said Anthony, "wow, did I learn a lesson!"
“I only wish SportsApologies had been around when I got into trouble,” said baseball’s Pete Rose. “I’d be in the Hall of Fame instead of having to scribble autographs at card shows to put food on the table.”
A spokesman for SportsApologies said that Carmelo Anthony’s situation is “precisely what our mission is about.” And, presumably, why the prescient folks at Google bought the company for a figure reported to be over $2.2 billion dollars three months ago.
Google refused comment on the purchase price for “S.A.” but a representative did say that serious negotiations are in progress to purchase and
“Really, today’s market is unlimited for apologies,” said the Google rep.

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Reader Responses
Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM
Nino Stellari
How about some just add water  Mea Culpas  for Mariner hitters?  Man this opens up a whole new area, you could have the Swami write em.

Apr 19, 2008 1:18 PM
Frankie Java

When does PoliticiansApologies widget get launched?

Waterboard Bush!!

Apr 19, 2008 1:06 PM
lucid eye

Doesn't Goggle have something called a search engine? Don't you want to be found by that search engine? You oughta go to their new ParodyApologies widget and find a mea culpa you can send to them. Like NOW!

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