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CBS Replaces "Strikeforce" with "Tractor Pulls"

Apr 19, 2010

"Tractor Pulls will be despicable and morally repugnant too," says new host Gus Johnson

New York – After an ugly brawl on its live Saturday night Strikeforce broadcast, CBS announced today it would replace its MMA programming with Tractor Pulls

CBS's new "Turbo-Cooled Saturday Extravaganza" will be anchored by a  studio show, Tractor Pulls Center, hosted by Gus Johnson.

"I've had a lot of fun with Strikeforce's skull stomping and groin gouging," said Johnson, a lifelong MMA fan, "but Tractor Pulls will be despicable and morally repugnant too, or I wouldn't be part of it."

In a related story, reflecting the network's confidence in Tractor Pulls as a franchise-in-the-making, CBS announced it had made the highly unusual (and expensive) decision to greenlight two other Tractor Pulls-related shows: a late-night adult series, Pull This, Sucka, starring Paris Hilton, and a reality game show, Martha Stewart's You Bet Your Tractor.
 

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Reader Responses
Apr 20, 2010 12:02 AM
Jelly
The second coming, no third, well whatever ...Paris Hilton is back!
"Onward, through the fog"
Apr 19, 2010 8:21 AM
Yo
A great a nitro-fueled idea!
Can't wait to see how Martha accessorizes these monsters!
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