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Bill Belichick Ejected From Pebble Beach For Excessive Mirth

Feb 12, 2011


















Pro-Am winner Bill Murray "disgusted" by coach's antics

PEBBLE BEACH, CA - Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots' head coach, was ejected Saturday from the Pebble Beach Pro-Am by tournament chairman Clint Eastwood for "excessive on-course mirth" eTrueSports has learned.

 

"We all just need to settle down," said a Pebble spokesman. "Let's try to put this behind us and enjoy the rest of the weekend."

 

CBS analyst Nick Faldo reported that as Belichick walked off the 9th green, "I think I might have heard him giggle." Pro-Am winner Bill Murray said he was "disgusted" by Belichick's on-course antics which apparently included a 'knock-knock' joke on the 13th teebox. 

In a related story, the Pebble Beach Golf Links pro shop said that the souvenir Pro-Am Hoodies were flyng out the door.

 

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