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Plump Trump in Training for Nathan's Hot Dog Contest

Jun 16, 2015

New York (eTrueSports) - Trump fans, relax. Panic buttons off. The Donald's recent dramatic weight gain, which has thousands of his fans deeply concerned about his health, is all part of the mogul's latest dazzling pr stunt:  winning Nathan's Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest.  So Trump is in training, consuming over 10,000 calories a day, primarily with hot dogs and Goldenberg peanut chews. His only exercise is masticating.

"I'm fat and getting fatter and I will win," said Trump.

When a pesky reporter pointed out that the two previous Nathan champs, Joey Chesnut and Takeru Kobayashi, are slimly built, Trump responded with a profanity.

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest,  the world series of tube steak consumption, is held every year on July 4th on Coney Island; Chesnut is the defending champ, downing 61 hot dogs in ten minutes to win 2014 honors.

"I can beat that easy," claimed Trump. "I'm a total pig."


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