Lance Armstrong Rushes To Brian Williams' Bedside
Feb 5, 2015
New York (eTrueSports) - After learning that beleaguered NBC news anchor Brian Williams is reportedly refusing to leave his bed, Lance Armstrong announced he was flying to New York to counsel "the bravest man in America."
Williams apologized on Wednesday night's broadcast for lying for over ten years about a supposed near death experience in Iraq.
"I know where Brian's coming from," said Armstrong, who pledged that his Lie Strong foundation would support the serial prevaricator until it was "inconvenient or costly" to do so.
“I wonder if Brian's ever met Lance,” commented a former NBC colleague who requested anonymity. "He’s a genuine dickhead.”
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