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Dolan Blames H.S. English Teacher for Illiterate E-Mail

Feb 10, 2015

New York (eTrueSports) - Humiliated by a shockingly illiterate e-mail, beleaguered Madison Square Garden Chairman James Dolan is threatening legal action against his Fairfield Prep English teacher, Dr. Dylan Healy.  

"Healy should have taught me how to write grammatically, not criticize me all the time," Dolan said. 

"Capitalization and periods are really hard."
 
“I should pass every yoyo who stumbles into my class?  I don't think so,” said Dr. Healy in a phone interview from his home in Vero Beach, FL.

One Dolan classmate at the highly regarded CT Jesuit school, who requested anonymity before speaking to eTrueSports because he feared for his life, said:

"You know what Jimmy Dolan's nickname was? Idiot Wind. Boy, did that make him angry."


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