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A-Rod's New Nightmare: Cousin Yuri Writing Book

Feb 17, 2015



New York (eTrueSports) - With news that his drug dealer, Anthony Bosch, was sentenced today to four years in prison - dramatically increasing the chances Bosch will provide devastating testimony against  him in an upcoming April trial - beleaguered Yankee Alex Rodriguez was hit with another blow today when it was revealed that Yuri Sucart, his controversial, drug-injecting cousin, is shopping "Shot of Candor: My Life with A-Rod" to major publishers.

"This is tell-all kind of stuff - right down to which cheek (right) he injected Alex in," said one editor who has seen the proposal.

"I've always considered myself a writer," said Sucart, "I just never found the time to jot things down."

A source close to agent Scott Boras, who is handling the sale, described the book proposal as "wry, intelligent and unexpectedly lyrical .... Yuri Sucart is a man who loves baseball for all the right reasons; his passion and conviction fairly burst from every page."

"I don't read much," A-Rod told eTrueSports in a very brief telephone interview.

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