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A-Rod's Apology Includes Dramatic Full Body Pinstripe Tat

Feb 18, 2015

New York (eTrueSports) – Alex Rodriguez is apparently serious about his apology to the New York Yankees. What else to conclude when less than 24 hours after his public mea culpa, A-Rod unveiled a dramatic full body pinstripe tattoo in a lightly-attended press conference at a tat parlor on the Grand Concourse in the Bronx.

“I can’t think of a better way to prove my commitment to the Yankee organization than with a permanent pinstripe dermal pigmentation," said Rodriguez.

"Also I'm not suing them anymore," added the beleaguered slugger.

Last year, Rodriguez accused the Yankees and former commissioner Bud Selig in NY State Supreme Court of "vigilante justice" for attempting to destroy his career.

"Liar's kinda harsh. Delusional narcissist?" said Yankees' GM Brian Cashman in response to an eTrueSports direct Twitter message. "I'm down with that."

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