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Satire Website Closes For 24 Hrs to Protest April Fool's Day

Mar 26, 2015

 

LOS ANGELES (eTrueSports)  - Breaking story: a brusque internal memo from sports Internet behemoth eTrueSports reveals the distinctly totalitarian workings of the supposedly benign satiric sports website. The entire text of the disturbing memo below:

To:  All Staff
Fr:  Management
Re:  April 1st


Wednesday April 1 is damn amateur day. Corporate office closed. Report back to work on Thursday. Be on time.

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