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Knicks Cancel Plans For Statue of LeBronerty
Jun 27th, 2014
NEW YORK (eTrueSports) - Sources close to the New York Knickerbockers report the team has cancelled plans to temporarily replace the Statue of Liberty with a large scale art installation titled "LeBronerty." The project was the brain child of Knicks president Phil Jackson, who was convinced that the 'Statue of LeBronerty' would be seen by LeBron as so "far out and cool" he'd decide to play for the Knicks. Read more...
Boston To Bring Up Pawtucket Red Sox
Jun 26th, 2014
Boston (eTrueSports) - Following Wednesday night's ugly 16-9 loss to the lowly Cubs, the Boston Red Sox long-in-place plans to replace the entire team with the club's minor league Pawtucket Red Sox may happen as soon as Friday, eTrueSports has learned. Read more...
LeBron James Signs with Manchester United
Jun 23rd, 2014
Manchester, England (eTrueSports) - Becoming the first trillion dollar athlete, free agent LeBron James announced today he had signed with Manchester United of the English Premier League. Read more...
eTrueSports Darkest Hour: I Did Not Steal Babe Ruth's Uni
Jun 18th, 2014
Five years ago on this day I was arrested and unjustly accused of a crime I did not commit. None of the reprehensible charges stuck and, thanks to a huge out-of-court settlement, I am learning to move past that dark time. Read more...
Shocker: Heat Stars Up All Night Filming "Three Stooges"
Jun 13th, 2014
Miami (eTrueSports) - After their Game 5 Finals blowout loss to the Spurs, Miami Heat president Pat Riley criticized his three biggest stars for staying up all night shooting a remake of The Three Stooges Meet Hercules. Read more...
Sterling To Hire Eric Cantor As Official Spokesman
Jun 12th, 2014
Los Angeles (eTrueSports) - Clippers beleaguered owner Donald Sterling is set to name Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor as his official spokesman, eTrueSports has learned. "He's a smarmy weasel but people like him," Sterling reportedly told friends. Read more...
Warning: eTrueSports Vacation Limits Farcicality
May 28th, 2014
Please do not text, e-mail, write or, god forbid, fax us anything when we're not here. We're on vacation. What's hard about that? Read more...
Mets To Hire Chris Christie As Parking Lot Cone Consultant
May 23rd, 2014
New York (eTrueSports) - With Chris Christie apparently days away from resigning the New Jersey governorship, the NY Mets and representatives of the disgraced politician are reportedly close to a deal to have Christie join the club as a "traffic cone consultant." Read more...
Little League Cancels Mitch Williams Citizenship Speech
May 19th, 2014
South Williamsport, PA - Little League Baseball has pulled their invite to TV analyst Mitch Williams to keynote speaker the organization's upcoming Citizenship Awards dinner, eTrueSports has learned. "Mitch Williams is a barely sentient lout," a spokesman said. Read more...
Sterling: Add "Caucasian Classic" To NBA All Star Weekend
May 16th, 2014
Los Angeles, CA (eTrueSports) - Embattled Clippers' owner Donald Sterling's proposal to add a second exhibition game, The Caucasian Classic, to the NBA All Star Weekend is being met with skepticism at NBA league headquarters, sources have told eTrueSports. Read more...
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