In an interview with eTrueSports, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman offered these helpful marketing suggestions to the struggling PGA's Tim Finchem.

11. Find more guys with unpronounceable names

10. Reduce hole size, fans don’t like scoring

 

 9. Encourage hip checking during fairway strolls

 

 8. Use green golf balls, it’s too easy to follow the white ones

 

 7. Encourage galleries to throw octopi on putting surfaces 

 

 6. No mowers,  Zambonis 

 

 5. You want fast greens, make ‘em ice; people like to see rich people fall on their asses

 

 4. Anna Kournikova 

 

 3. Penalty box beer tents at the turn

 

 2. Face-offs on tees to see who has honors

 

 1. More Canucks (Go Weir!)