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Baseball?s All-Time Business Name Team

Feb 4, 2010 11:05 AM  | Burke Terry

Not a bad club actually, shouldn’t be sold short.
Greg Gross 2b. (Phillies)
Don Money 3b. (Brewers)
Barry Bonds CF. (SF Giants)
Ernie Banks SS. (Cubs)
Shawn Green RF. (Dodgers)
Norm Cash 1b. (Tigers)
Oscar Gamble LF. (Yankees)
Kevin Cash C. (Devil Rays)
Wes Stock P. (Orioles)
Gabby Street Mgr.
Frank Cashen General Mgr.
Michael Lewis (“Moneyball”): Writer-in-Residence
Jerry McGuire: Honorary Agent
Bench: Rick “Sell” Short; Curt Schilling; Esteban Yan; Lester Sell; Jimmy Price; James Merchant.
I apologize for including Yan – I couldn’t help myself. If life were more perfect his name would be spelled Yuan, an up-and-coming financial name if ever there was one, and he’d be our bullpen closer.

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Feb 4, 2010 11:08 AM
Joey D
America is in real economic crisis and you choose this time, of all times, to make fun of business. This is silly and we all should move on.
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