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Top 11 Lakers' Excuses

May 9, 2011 01:11 PM  | Frank Coffey

11.   Confused after listening to the Zen Master's pre-game reading of Allen Ginsburg's "Howl"  


10.    Whichever Kardashian Lamar married, he misses her like crazy when we're  on the road


9.      Sometimes when things don't go Kobe's way he tends to pout


8.      Dallas sushi sucks


7.      Speaking of Dallas, if we have to go there, why doesn't Nicholson?


6.      What the hell kind of a name is Peja Stojakovic?


5.      Phil Jackson is a lot weirder than anyone realizes


4.      J.J. Barea plays too hard


3.      Humidity can really take it out of you ...


2.     This isn’t an excuse, but just because we lost a game doesn’t make us failures


1.     Andrew Bynum  doesn't know a triangle from a parallelogram

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