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Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt is the co-author of seven books of humor including two in the Joking Off series. He is also an author of some 47 pounds (hardcover versions) of reference books about history and popular culture (note the distinction between the two) for which he uses a pseudonym to protect his reputation as a real Dolt. He has also written for television and has been a gaming consultant for Microsoft, getting at least some of his money back from smashing all  those PC's.

Jan 22, 2011
The World Series of Spitting
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting

Jun 15, 2009
Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist
Move over Jennifer Aniston

Oct 16, 2008
Top 11 Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together
Enter Dancing With The Stars (Seems obvious, but you never know)

Jul 20, 2008
I Spit Therefore I Am
The sport of Spitting is not complicated. If you squirt a stream of Red Man chewing tobacco further than anybody else you win. Pretty simple. And pretty cool. By the way, Spittoono is put on each year by the Redneck Performing Arts Association (RPAA), and they deserve kudos all around.

Jul 19, 2008
Top Eleven Things Overheard At The British Open
Anybody have extra SPF 30?

May 7, 2008
Why Kobe Says "I Couldn't Have Done It Without My Teammates"
Now more people will say Jennifer Aniston is LA's most absorbed person.

Apr 16, 2008
Next Week's Headlines
Tiger Woods Discovered To Have An Opinion

Mar 11, 2008
eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises
Gisele Bundchen can?t catch

Nov 23, 2007
Top Ten Reasons To Give Barry Bonds A Break
Places bets for busy Charles Barkley

Oct 12, 2007
I Spit Therefore I Am
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting, whose official season winds up with The Spittoono, the World Series of Spitting, held annually now for some 27 years in Clemson, South Carolina.

Jun 13, 2007
Top Ten Other Barry Bonds' Accomplishments
Let's Give This Guy A Break!

  • Breaking: Tiger Woods to re-enter sex clinic to improve scoring.
  • More bad news for Phil Mickelson: In addition to a burgeoning $2.7 million illegal gambling scandal, the PGA is investigating rumors that the golfer may be a registered Democrat. “We’ll get to the bottom of this,” said Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem in a terse statement to the press.
  • Leapfrogging Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong, Ted Cruz pulls ahead in Texas state poll for 2015 Delusional Narcissist of the Year award.
  • The Diablo Rojos of the Mexican Baseball League will sign Donald Trump as the team's official mascot. Move called counter-intuitive by some.
  • "I hate Commies and I hate borscht," said Carmelo Anthony after learning the Knicks drafted forward Kristaps Porzingis.
  • NFL reporter Andy Benoit has been named editor of Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue. "Football's boring," said Benoit.
  • Befuddled Mets' owner Jeff Wilpon reportedly mistook former Mets' catcher Choo Choo Coleman for a Lionel train and tried to buy "him" for his vintage collection. "Choo Choo doesn't blow smoke?" Wilpon mumbled to a Mets' executive before having his internet privileges revoked. Again.
  • Martial arts organization UFC has pulled their invitation to Sean 'Diddy' Combs to speak at their annual leadership awards ceremony. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," said UFC president Dana White.
  • “Karma's a bitch, " said an American Buddhist Society spokesman after Tiger Woods shot 80 and 76 for a 16-over-par horrorshow at the U.S. Open.
  • Heard any good rumors?
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