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Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt is the co-author of seven books of humor including two in the Joking Off series. He is also an author of some 47 pounds (hardcover versions) of reference books about history and popular culture (note the distinction between the two) for which he uses a pseudonym to protect his reputation as a real Dolt. He has also written for television and has been a gaming consultant for Microsoft, getting at least some of his money back from smashing all  those PC's.

Jan 22, 2011
The World Series of Spitting
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting

Jun 15, 2009
Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist
Move over Jennifer Aniston

Oct 16, 2008
Top 11 Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together
Enter Dancing With The Stars (Seems obvious, but you never know)

Jul 20, 2008
I Spit Therefore I Am
The sport of Spitting is not complicated. If you squirt a stream of Red Man chewing tobacco further than anybody else you win. Pretty simple. And pretty cool. By the way, Spittoono is put on each year by the Redneck Performing Arts Association (RPAA), and they deserve kudos all around.

Jul 19, 2008
Top Eleven Things Overheard At The British Open
Anybody have extra SPF 30?

May 7, 2008
Why Kobe Says "I Couldn't Have Done It Without My Teammates"
Now more people will say Jennifer Aniston is LA's most absorbed person.

Apr 16, 2008
Next Week's Headlines
Tiger Woods Discovered To Have An Opinion

Mar 11, 2008
eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises
Gisele Bundchen can?t catch

Nov 23, 2007
Top Ten Reasons To Give Barry Bonds A Break
Places bets for busy Charles Barkley

Oct 12, 2007
I Spit Therefore I Am
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting, whose official season winds up with The Spittoono, the World Series of Spitting, held annually now for some 27 years in Clemson, South Carolina.

Jun 13, 2007
Top Ten Other Barry Bonds' Accomplishments
Let's Give This Guy A Break!

  • Breaking: According to sources Lance Armstrong is set to star in Fox's new summer sitcom, "A Return To Gullible Island," and will sing the show's theme song, "A Three Hour Tour de France."
  • After learning at least two NFL officials stole in-play game balls intended for charity, top PR crisis firm DBBO WideWorld has resigned the NFL account. "It's hopeless," said a DBBO spokesman.
  • Developing Story: Nation shocked that Ultimate Fighting is a drug-drenched brutal spectacle.
  • Ultimate Fighting in negotiations with PBS for children's show. "We think kids will love watching other kids kick one another in the face," said UFC president Dana White, "plus they'll learn about tattoos."
  • The American Delusional Narcissist Society is set to induct Alex Rodriguez and Donald Trump into its Hall of Fame, eTruesports has learned.
  • According to sources in Finland, Jameis Winston failed to qualify for the upcoming World Mobile Phone Throwing Championships in Savonlinna, FI.
  • Sarah Palin has called on the Westminster Kennel Club to ban Afghan Hounds from their 139th Annual Dog Show. "They're foreign," explained Palin.
  • During a bizarre Pebble Beach interview Clint Eastwood suggested NHL experiment with 'Death Penalty Box.'
  • In NASCAR news, the pre-eminent stock car racing organization announced commitment to carbon neutrality by century's end.
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