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Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt is the co-author of seven books of humor including two in the Joking Off series. He is also an author of some 47 pounds (hardcover versions) of reference books about history and popular culture (note the distinction between the two) for which he uses a pseudonym to protect his reputation as a real Dolt. He has also written for television and has been a gaming consultant for Microsoft, getting at least some of his money back from smashing all  those PC's.

Jan 22, 2011
The World Series of Spitting
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting

Jun 15, 2009
Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist
Move over Jennifer Aniston

Oct 16, 2008
Top 11 Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together
Enter Dancing With The Stars (Seems obvious, but you never know)

Jul 20, 2008
I Spit Therefore I Am
The sport of Spitting is not complicated. If you squirt a stream of Red Man chewing tobacco further than anybody else you win. Pretty simple. And pretty cool. By the way, Spittoono is put on each year by the Redneck Performing Arts Association (RPAA), and they deserve kudos all around.

Jul 19, 2008
Top Eleven Things Overheard At The British Open
Anybody have extra SPF 30?

May 7, 2008
Why Kobe Says "I Couldn't Have Done It Without My Teammates"
Now more people will say Jennifer Aniston is LA's most absorbed person.

Apr 16, 2008
Next Week's Headlines
Tiger Woods Discovered To Have An Opinion

Mar 11, 2008
eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises
Gisele Bundchen can?t catch

Nov 23, 2007
Top Ten Reasons To Give Barry Bonds A Break
Places bets for busy Charles Barkley

Oct 12, 2007
I Spit Therefore I Am
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting, whose official season winds up with The Spittoono, the World Series of Spitting, held annually now for some 27 years in Clemson, South Carolina.

Jun 13, 2007
Top Ten Other Barry Bonds' Accomplishments
Let's Give This Guy A Break!

  • “Karma never forgets," said a spokesman for the American Buddhist Society commenting on Tiger Woods' 2015 debut, a first round 73, tied for 104th-place turd at the Waste Management Phoenix Open.
  • NJ Governor Chris Christie's claim that he travelled late Monday night to Dallas Texas to help Cowboys owner Jerry Jones with snow removal at AT & T stadium is being questioned by the FBI. "It's 73 in Dallas today," a G-man told eTrueSports. "Something's real rotten here."
  • A protest outside CBS headquarters demanding the return of fired NBA analyst Greg Anthony was dispersed by the NYPD. "Neither of them had their hearts in it," cop tells eTrueSports.
  • OKC's Russell Westbrook will take a week's leave of absence from the Thunder to take an 'immersive' Dale Carnegie course. "My first priority is learning how to make friends with fat motherf**king reporters," Westbrook explained.
  • In Dog Show news, Sarah Palin has called for the banning of Afghan Hounds from all U.S. competitions. "They're foreign," explained Palin.
  • With rumors the Knicks may move to the D-league, Jeanie Buss reportedly told fiancee Phil Jackson she would not go house hunting in Fort Wayne, Indiana, sources have told eTrueSports.
  • Sources close to Condoleezza Rice deny that the incoming NFL Commissioner is pressuring Dan Snyder to change his team's name to the Washington Mushroom Clouds.
  • The American Birther Party has withdrawn an invitation to former Chicago Bear player and coach Mike Ditka to address their annual convention in Idaho. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," a Birther spokesman told eTrueSports.
  • "A dream come true," a source close to the Cleveland Indians told eTrueSports about the media attention focused on the Washington Redskins offensive nickname.
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