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Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt
Thomas Dolt is the co-author of seven books of humor including two in the Joking Off series. He is also an author of some 47 pounds (hardcover versions) of reference books about history and popular culture (note the distinction between the two) for which he uses a pseudonym to protect his reputation as a real Dolt. He has also written for television and has been a gaming consultant for Microsoft, getting at least some of his money back from smashing all  those PC's.

Jan 22, 2011
The World Series of Spitting
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting

Jun 15, 2009
Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist
Move over Jennifer Aniston

Oct 16, 2008
Top 11 Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together
Enter Dancing With The Stars (Seems obvious, but you never know)

Jul 20, 2008
I Spit Therefore I Am
The sport of Spitting is not complicated. If you squirt a stream of Red Man chewing tobacco further than anybody else you win. Pretty simple. And pretty cool. By the way, Spittoono is put on each year by the Redneck Performing Arts Association (RPAA), and they deserve kudos all around.

Jul 19, 2008
Top Eleven Things Overheard At The British Open
Anybody have extra SPF 30?

May 7, 2008
Why Kobe Says "I Couldn't Have Done It Without My Teammates"
Now more people will say Jennifer Aniston is LA's most absorbed person.

Apr 16, 2008
Next Week's Headlines
Tiger Woods Discovered To Have An Opinion

Mar 11, 2008
eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises
Gisele Bundchen can?t catch

Nov 23, 2007
Top Ten Reasons To Give Barry Bonds A Break
Places bets for busy Charles Barkley

Oct 12, 2007
I Spit Therefore I Am
We've recently discovered a swell new sport that both men and women can enjoy together, Spitting, whose official season winds up with The Spittoono, the World Series of Spitting, held annually now for some 27 years in Clemson, South Carolina.

Jun 13, 2007
Top Ten Other Barry Bonds' Accomplishments
Let's Give This Guy A Break!

  • With his legal problems over, Goodyear renews offer to advertise on Barry Bonds' head. "Blimp them," says slugger.
  • “Karma's a bitch, " said an American Buddhist Society spokesman after Tiger Woods shot 76, 75, tying for 147th and missing the cut at The Open championship.
  • Trump calls wind at St. Andrews "un-American," demands Open Championship be moved to Kansas.
  • "Mexicans can't jump, everybody knows that," Donald Trump reportedly told fans in explaining why a border fence would stop illegal immigration. "Ask the NBA about (Eduardo) Najera," explained Trump. "No hops!"
  • Citing opposition to re-branding the state name, Donald Trump has abandoned plans to buy Iowa prior to the Republican primary on Feb 1, 2016.
  • Former reality TV star Donald Trump turns down six-figure offer to host Fox Sports 1’s competitive dance show, So You Think You Can Salsa? “No mas Español,” Trump said.
  • Trump calls on American Kennel Club to ban Chihuahuas from all dog shows. "They're foreign," explained Trump.
  • Donald Trump to finance and star in "Spawn of the Dead," "horror film with comedic elements," about son who inherits 27,000 NYC properties from his millionaire slumlord father.
  • More bad news for Phil Mickelson: In addition to a burgeoning $2.7 million illegal gambling scandal, the PGA is investigating rumors that the golfer may be a registered Democrat. “We’ll get to the bottom of this,” said Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem in a terse statement to the press.
  • Heard any good rumors?
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