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Downs MacRury

Downs MacRury, the publisher of eTrueSports, is the former editorial director of the book packagers FDC Entertainment and TD Media and has been an editor at Prentice Hall Press, Fawcett Books, Skiing magazine and the New York Daily News.  He packaged The Bronx Zoo, when published the best-selling book in sports publishing history, and is the author of numerous sports books including Golfers on Golf and Why Do They Call It A Birdie?

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Jan 22, 2011
Tim Duncan's Top 11 All-Time Best Quotes
8. Texas is hot. 7. May I have another bowl of Armadillo soup please? 6. Greg Popovich has a funny name. 5. If you think Ginobili is from Italy, think again.

Feb 8, 2009
The Boras Files
?She?s a blood-sucking commie,? said uber-agent Scott Boras about Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts, whose article on reported that Boras? client Alex Rodriguez test positive for anabolic steroids. (February 7, 2009)

Oct 16, 2008
Best New Tim Duncan Quotes
Greg Popovich is really funny

Aug 30, 2008
Top 11 Things Joe Torre Now Admits He Doesn't Love About LA
11. Pretending to like Nomar is really, really hard

May 21, 2008
The Very Best Tim Duncan Quotes Ever
"Swimming is boring."

Apr 2, 2008
Jose Canseco's Songbook (with Bonus Slogan!)

Feb 11, 2008
Baseball's All-Time Money Name Team
With the Mets? signing of Johan Santana to a record-breaking, six-year, $137.5 million contact, we are reminded of the time-honored connection between business and the national pastime. To celebrate that synergy we offer The Money Team, consisting of the best players with business-related names - placed at their real positions.

Oct 19, 2007
Kobe's me-Pod Shuffle
"I Like Me, Who Do You Like?" Musical insights into the small mind of a large egotist.

Jun 24, 2007
Golf The Way It Oughta Be
Golf is no longer a sport, but a religion, a bizarre sanctification I find both baffling and manifestly annoying. The cult's high priest is unctuous television commentator Jim Nantz. Each time I hear his platitude-soaked voice intone "Hello again friends" (or, really, anything else) I want to barf.

Jun 23, 2007
Kobe Bryant's iPod Shuffle

  • Following Jerry Jones' comment that it was "absurd" to link football with chronic traumatic encephalopathy (C.T.E.) disease The Flat Earth Society has withdrawn an invitation to Cowboys owner to address their annual convention. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," said a Flat Earth spokesman.
  • Trump Razor Wire mogul's next venture sources tell eTrueSports. "If Donald's elected, best investment ever," says Trump insider.
  • Trump campaign pulls invite to Hall of Famer Goose Gossage to address Miami rally. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," says spokesman.
  • Paul O'Neill calls for hummus ban at Yankee Stadium. "Terrorists eat it," explained YES Network announcer and Trump supporter.
  • Citing opposition to re-branding state name, sources close to Trump say mogul abandons plan to buy Florida prior to Republican primary on Tuesday, March 15th.
  • Trump demands Knicks' rookie Porzingis produce birth certificate. "Kristaps? You call that an American name?"
  • "Who doesn't love the Indy 500?" said Donald Trump after being endorsed yesterday by NASCAR CEO Brian France.
  • Fast food chain Trumpy's Tacos files for bankruptcy. "Hispanics know nuthin about Mex food," says owner Donald Trump.
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