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Ray Dougela
Ray Dougela is an artist, musician and writer who is no longer "on the lam." 

Mar 26, 2009
Golf The Way It Oughta Be
The essence of golf: Hurl clubs. Curse lavishly. Kick stuff. Drink, then drink some more.

Aug 25, 2008
Bolt & Speedy: Olympic Name Games
Jenny Screen set picks in Basketball and Justin Spring certainly sprung in Gymnastics. The Equestrian event included Kristi Oatley and Daniel and Carlos Pinto.

Aug 23, 2008
Top Eleven Amanda Beard Quotes About Michael Phelps
11. Eww! Really. Just Eww! 10. Mamma's Boy 9. 1/100th of a second? Come on! 8. Baltimore is boooring 7. I HATE Frosted Flakes

  • Following Jerry Jones' comment that it was "absurd" to link football with chronic traumatic encephalopathy (C.T.E.) disease The Flat Earth Society has withdrawn an invitation to Cowboys owner to address their annual convention. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," said a Flat Earth spokesman.
  • Trump Razor Wire mogul's next venture sources tell eTrueSports. "If Donald's elected, best investment ever," says Trump insider.
  • Trump campaign pulls invite to Hall of Famer Goose Gossage to address Miami rally. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," says spokesman.
  • Paul O'Neill calls for hummus ban at Yankee Stadium. "Terrorists eat it," explained YES Network announcer and Trump supporter.
  • Citing opposition to re-branding state name, sources close to Trump say mogul abandons plan to buy Florida prior to Republican primary on Tuesday, March 15th.
  • Trump demands Knicks' rookie Porzingis produce birth certificate. "Kristaps? You call that an American name?"
  • "Who doesn't love the Indy 500?" said Donald Trump after being endorsed yesterday by NASCAR CEO Brian France.
  • Fast food chain Trumpy's Tacos files for bankruptcy. "Hispanics know nuthin about Mex food," says owner Donald Trump.
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