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  • Reports that Oklahoma center Kendrick Perkins touched the rim late in the 2nd quarter of the Thunder's loss to Memphis on Thursday, could not be verified eTrueSports has learned.
  • Papa John's Pizza pitchman Jim Nantz has taken the lead in the Annual Worst Actor In A Commercial Award, eTrueSports has learned. "Truly embarrassing," a longtime Madison Ave. executive said, who called the currently airing national spot "as cheap and crappy as the pizza."
  • Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera announced he will use a portion of his $248 million contract extension to purchase Detroit. "Good write-off," said Cabrera.
  • "Karma's a bitch and she's got a long memory," a spokesman for the American Buddhist Club told eTrueSports about Tiger Woods' withdrawal from the 2014 Masters.
  • Knicks' owner James Dolan will finance and star in "Spawn of the Dead," described as a "horror film with comedic elements," eTrueSports has learned. The Mets Jeff Wilpon and Yankees' Hank Steinbrenner are reportedly considering co-starring roles.
  • A challenge overturned the Mets' GM Sandy Alderson's 'We're-a-90-victory team' assertion in the first pre-game use of MLB's new replay system. "Delusional and sad," said a source close to Commissioner Bud Selig.
  • After discovering his own NFL health care plan doesn't cover concussions, commissioner Roger Goodell has decided not to call Native Americans "Redskins" to their face.
  • Contrary to internet reports, there is no contractual language in Phil Jackson's $60 million Knicks' contract about keeping a straight face while owner James Dolan is speaking, eTrueSports has learned.
  • The New York Yankees announced they will purchase the Dominican Republic. “When we crunched the numbers turned out it was cheaper to buy the whole country, than sign individual players,” explained Yankees’ GM Brian Cashman.
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