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Mar 31, 2012
Parody of Elvis Presley's "In The Ghetto"
Mar 26, 2009
Mar 13, 2009
Feb 17, 2009
Feb 12, 2009
Feb 10, 2009
Jan 22, 2009
Steeler Dan and the Roethlisbergers
Jan 8, 2009
A birthday tribute to The King - and the new PGA season
Oct 30, 2008
Oct 24, 2008
Aug 20, 2008
"When you're a Brett, you're Jet all the way"
Jun 27, 2008
Top Eleven Great Things Yanks and Red Sox Can Do Together
Jun 13, 2008
... or How We Wrecked Our Season Without Really Trying
May 10, 2008
Raighne & Todd reporting: Zito's blues; Skipper Cedric Benson; Debbie Does Dallas
May 8, 2008
Runnin' on empty; No cousin of mine; Just say nada
May 6, 2008
Kidd & O'Neal knit to win; Shaq on eBay; Josh Howard's truth to power
May 4, 2008
Top Eleven Reasons Joe Torre Wants Out of LA
May 4, 2008
Mars pulls Snickers; M&M smuggling; Hank's baked goods
Apr 30, 2008
Olympics add chanting: "How To Sign Criminals"
Apr 30, 2008
Andruw's mad; Stephen A. Smith's scared; Danica's no boob
Apr 28, 2008
Patrick: Won and done; The Pope disses Dirk; Hank Steingreeder
Apr 25, 2008
Carmelo: Sorry is E-Z; Pete not Rosey; Puck this!
Apr 23, 2008
Gumbel's head; weeping Zito; Covert mailbag
Apr 23, 2008
eTrueSports TV guest commentary
Apr 21, 2008
"Glock this!"; The new Mendoza Line; Dick's Papi bye bye
Apr 17, 2008
A tribute to The King, the Masters and duffers everywhere.
Apr 16, 2008
Anchor Babe deals with head of production
Apr 15, 2008
Bonds sprouting; NBA's endangered Caucasians; Tiger opinion! Likes ice cream!!
Apr 15, 2008
Tiger hosts new show; Dickie Dome glare caused Memphis loss; Beaver Stadium bigger
Apr 15, 2008
Cobb abused Sudafed; Bonds: "Blimp Goodyear!"; Yankees serve Chinese
Apr 14, 2008
Jin Nantz's scary movie; Mexicans can't jump; Isiah: I'm Coach of the Year; Manny goes carbon neutral
Apr 11, 2008
Andruw wolfs Dodger Dogs; Canseco's next a whopper; Tiger's pancake diet
Apr 10, 2008
Isiah's Angel; Ban Jose!; Zellot re-brands Wrigley
Apr 4, 2008
Stanley Cup Playoffs begin!; NCAA betting suckers kindergartners; A Clemens hit on McNamee?; Knicks to D-League
Apr 4, 2008
Anchor Babe vs. Jerk Producer, Episode 2
Apr 1, 2008
Roy Williams: Most Joyless Coach in America!; Sam Woods Inks $88 million Deal With Gerber; Spitzer's Black Sox Scandal; Cuban: Avery Will Wear an 'I'm Toast' T-Shirt
Apr 1, 2008
Fantasy baseball unconstitutional; Brady shopped for being funny!; ESPN loves Tractor Pulls; Red Sox to forfeit world title
Mar 30, 2008
Anchor Babe vs. Jerk Producer
Mar 28, 2008
Loving Couples: Pacman & Katie, Shaq & Riley; NRA Rips Chef; PBS and UFC in Kids Show: "Them's Fightin' Words"
Mar 27, 2008
Mr. Bush, Mascot President; Why Athletes Are Borrrrring; Chinese Matters: Padres Gaffing, Runners Gasping
Mar 24, 2008
Kornheiser's fudged transcripts; Soccer moms riot; China: Tibetans "too short" for Olympic team; Travis Henry to Spitzer's rescue!
Mar 22, 2008
A Public Service Message from eTrueSports Television
Mar 22, 2008
Hill: Barack can't dunk; Smush disses Girl Scouts; Spitzer plays softball; heavy text
Mar 21, 2008
Being a short but shameless bit of eTrueSports self-promotion.
Mar 18, 2008
Jason loves Kobe; Dirk hates Andrei; Tiger walks alone; Condi\'s fine in spandex; Red Sox/Yankees: Fat Wars; Patriot owner frolicks with an Olsen.
Mar 16, 2008
Disneyland hires Bobby Knight?; Debbie throw heat; Red Sox owner in parking lot caper; on Tiger's bag: Belichick.
Mar 14, 2008
"Fox's next reality show: "Shooting Up With The Stars"; Rusty Hardin's Red Bull problem; Memphis Grizzlies - "Hey, we suck too!"
Mar 11, 2008
Manny goes carbon neutral, Mantra Yogi his new thing; Hank Steinbrenner grabs Idiot Son of the Year Award!
Mar 4, 2008
Fire The Talent! A movement gaining traction.
Sep 25, 2007
Our first episode, starring Stephen Day. Alert the media! Beckham buys the Pacific Coast Highway, Bonds gives the finger to the Goodyear Blimp, Hell's Angels do PGA crowd control, and mucho more.
  • In what some are saying could be a poignant end to a once promising second career, eTrueSports has learned that the Alaska Ass Clowns of the fledgling American Caucasian Basketball League have ended negotiations with Sarah Palin to become the team's new mascot Barky. "Our focus group said she'd scare children," explained an Ass Clowns' spokesman.
  • Sources close to Kobe Bryant have told eTrueSports the athlete/comedian will star in a remake of the 1997 TV movie "Mother Knows Best." Ironically, negotations with his own mother to play herself "have not gone well."
  • Liberty University has added ESPN basketball analyst Chris Broussard as a commencement speaker, eTrueSports has learned. "The world needs more black bigots," said a spokesman for the evangelical Christian school of higher learning.
  • Los Angeles Lakers' center Dwight Howard has been rushed to Children's Hospital where he was diagnosed with Early-Onset Megalomania. "This is a real wake-up call," Howard told eTrueSports. "I need to concentrate 100% on myself to get better."
  • TMZ is reporting that the Grizzlies' Zach Randolph touched the rim at 3:42 of the 3rd quarter in Tuesday's 88-84 victory over the Thunder.
  • “Karma’s a bitch," said a spokesman for the American Buddhist Society commenting on Tiger Woods' DQ-less loss at The Masters.
  • The case against the crowd outside Pauley Pavilion who demanded the return of fired basketball coach Ben Howland has been dropped by the LAPD. "Both of them are good kids," spokesman told eTrueSports. "They just made a dumb mistake."
  • The National Transportation Safety Board investigation into ex-UCLA basketball coach Ben Howland's offense as source of drowsiness blamed for a rash of campus pedestrian collisions has been suspended. "The Westwood nightmare is over," said an NTSB spokesman.
  • After selling the naming rights to their football building - now Geo Group Stadium - to a private prison company, Florida Atlantic University denied the "The Perps" (formerly "The Owls") would compete in black and white striped uniforms. "That would be tacky," explained FAU President Mary Jane Saunders.
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