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Read this storyLindsey Graham Calls for Boycotting of "Obama Bowl"
Washington (eTrueSports) - Lindsey Graham, the South Carolina senator gearing up for a Republican presidential primary run, is calling for Americans to boycott the Super Bowl, scheduled for Sunday evening in prime time. Read more...

Read this storyRelax Fans: Plump Trump in Training for Hot Dog Contest
New York (eTrueSports) - Trump fans, relax. Panic buttons off. The Donald's recent dramatic weight gain, which has thousands of his fans deeply concerned about his health, is all part of the mogul's latest dazzling pr stunt: winning Nathan's Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest. So Trump is in training, consuming over 10,000 calories a day, primarily with hot dogs and Goldenberg peanut chews. His only exercise is chewing. Read more...

Read this storyWill Deflated Balls Sack 'Belicheat'?
Boston (eTrueSports) - In the wake of new cheating accusations, Bill Belichick will reportedly resign as coach of the New England Patriots, eTrueSports has learned. The shocking news took a bizarre turn when it was revealed that Belichick plans to open "Hoodies R Us," a hi-end clothing store. Read more...

Read this storyEthical Society Pulls Invite to Fox Sports' Joe Buck
New York (eTrueSports) - Following Joe Buck's description of UFC martial arts fighting as "fun" during the NFC Championship game, the American Ethical Society has withdrawn its invitation to the Fox Sports play-by-play announcer to give a keynote address on Morality in Sports at the AES's upcoming national convention. Read more...

Read this storyLakers Shocker: Kobe No Longer Will Eat With Team
Los Angeles - Lakers' superstar Kobe Bryant will no longer participate in pre and post-game team meals a source close to the team told eTrueSports. The shocking revelation came minutes after the Lakers lost to the lowly Indiana Pacers 110-91. Read more...

Read this storyUPDATE: Fort Wayne Mad Ants Still Set To Replace Knicks
UPDATE: New York (eTrueSports) - Despite a lawsuit by the Mad Ant's "Hot Hoosierettes" dance team which delayed Sunday's planned Ants debut in NY, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver is adamant about replacing the New York Knickerbockers with the Fort Wayne Mad Ants of the Development League, sources have told eTrueSports. Read more...

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Yo responds to:
Will Deflated Balls Sack 'Belicheat'?
Looks like he's got his ballsack in a wringer!

Edgar responds to:
Roger Goodell Supporter Located in Pocatello
Memo to Goodell:  inauthentic doesn't work.

Jelly responds to:
Roger Goodell Supporter Located in Pocatello

Charles Goodell, NFL Commissioner Roger's Republican Senator father, took a courageous political stance against the Vietnam War which cost him his political career. Charles would not be proud.


Edgar responds to:
Brawling For Dollars: UFC Signs Sarah Palin
That's funny. And gawd help us all, it's also plausible.

Jelly responds to:
Brawling For Dollars: UFC Signs Sarah Palin
From an observer of the Palin conflagration:  "When the host of the party asked Bristol to leave, she "planted her feet, stood straight up, brought her arm back and cold-cocked him right in the face."   Dana, you listening?
  • “Karma never forgets," said a spokesman for the American Buddhist Society commenting on Tiger Woods' 2015 debut, a first round 73, then a second round, career-worst 82 turd at the Phoenix Open.
  • NJ Governor Chris Christie's claim that he travelled late Monday night to Dallas Texas to help Cowboys owner Jerry Jones with snow removal at AT & T stadium is being questioned by the FBI. "It's 73 in Dallas today," a G-man told eTrueSports. "Something's real rotten here."
  • A protest outside CBS headquarters demanding the return of fired NBA analyst Greg Anthony was dispersed by the NYPD. "Neither of them had their hearts in it," cop tells eTrueSports.
  • OKC's Russell Westbrook will take a week's leave of absence from the Thunder to take an 'immersive' Dale Carnegie course. "My first priority is learning how to make friends with fat motherf**king reporters," Westbrook explained.
  • In Dog Show news, Sarah Palin has called for the banning of Afghan Hounds from all U.S. competitions. "They're foreign," explained Palin.
  • With rumors the Knicks may move to the D-league, Jeanie Buss reportedly told fiancee Phil Jackson she would not go house hunting in Fort Wayne, Indiana, sources have told eTrueSports.
  • Sources close to Condoleezza Rice deny that the incoming NFL Commissioner is pressuring Dan Snyder to change his team's name to the Washington Mushroom Clouds.
  • The American Birther Party has withdrawn an invitation to former Chicago Bear player and coach Mike Ditka to address their annual convention in Idaho. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," a Birther spokesman told eTrueSports.
  • "A dream come true," a source close to the Cleveland Indians told eTrueSports about the media attention focused on the Washington Redskins offensive nickname.
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