Darren Sproles: Munchkins Had My Back!
San Diego - After listening to advice from Munchkins, Darren, "Little Tank", Sproles produced 329 total yards and two TDs to lead the San Diego Chargers to a 23-17 upset of the Indianapolis Colts. A story in picture. Read more...

Wise Guys Not Wanted?
New York - The Italian-American Civil Rights League has filed a protest with the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights over the firing of NFL coaches Rod Marinelli, Eric Mangini and Romeo Crennel. “If you have a vowel at the end of your name,” said Commission member Todd Gaziano, “you got a target on your back. That’s gonna stop. Capeesh?” Read more...

Bundchen's Tattoo Problem
Boston - eTrueSports was the first major publication to report that Gisele Bundchen had 1) dumped Tom Brady for Matt Cassel, and 2) sealed the deal with a "Matt" tattoo in a risque location. Now Bundchen has changed her mind, and will marry Brady. The tattoo? Stay tuned. Read more...

Stephon Marbury Not Named Secretary of Labor
STORY CORRECTION: eTrueSports reported on Nov. 28th that New York Knickerbockers star guard Stephon Marbury would be named incoming Secretary of Labor by President-elect Barack Obama. “Working is overrated,” we quoted Marbury as saying. The story and the quote are both erroneous and eTrueSports apologizes to its readers for the mistakes. Read more...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Venice, CA - Your pals at eTrueSports wish you and yours the merriest of holidays ... Read more...

"Blago" Named BCS Chief
Chicago – Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will be named 2009 Bowl Championship Series Chairman, replacing the outgoing Mike Slive, Commissioner of the SEC. “There’s a new sheriff in town,” said Gov. Blagojevich, a noted reformer. “I will bring transparency, rigorous analysis and easy-to-fill-out deposit slips to the BCS system.” Read more...