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Read this storyDarren Sproles: Munchkins Had My Back!
San Diego - After listening to advice from Munchkins, Darren, "Little Tank", Sproles produced 329 total yards and two TDs to lead the San Diego Chargers to a 23-17 upset of the Indianapolis Colts. A story in picture. Read more...

Read this storyWise Guys Not Wanted?
New York - The Italian-American Civil Rights League has filed a protest with the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights over the firing of NFL coaches Rod Marinelli, Eric Mangini and Romeo Crennel. “If you have a vowel at the end of your name,” said Commission member Todd Gaziano, “you got a target on your back. That’s gonna stop. Capeesh?” Read more...

Read this storyBundchen's Tattoo Problem
Boston - eTrueSports was the first major publication to report that Gisele Bundchen had 1) dumped Tom Brady for Matt Cassel, and 2) sealed the deal with a "Matt" tattoo in a risque location. Now Bundchen has changed her mind, and will marry Brady. The tattoo? Stay tuned. Read more...

Read this storyStephon Marbury Not Named Secretary of Labor
STORY CORRECTION: eTrueSports reported on Nov. 28th that New York Knickerbockers star guard Stephon Marbury would be named incoming Secretary of Labor by President-elect Barack Obama. “Working is overrated,” we quoted Marbury as saying. The story and the quote are both erroneous and eTrueSports apologizes to its readers for the mistakes. Read more...

Read this storyHAPPY NEW YEAR!
Venice, CA - Your pals at eTrueSports wish you and yours the merriest of holidays ... Read more...

Read this story"Blago" Named BCS Chief
Chicago – Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will be named 2009 Bowl Championship Series Chairman, replacing the outgoing Mike Slive, Commissioner of the SEC. “There’s a new sheriff in town,” said Gov. Blagojevich, a noted reformer. “I will bring transparency, rigorous analysis and easy-to-fill-out deposit slips to the BCS system.” Read more...

Recent User Comments

Joey D responds to:
Darren Sproles: Munchkins Had My Back!

Sproles is at the height of his career.


Joey D responds to:
Darren Sproles: Munchkins Had My Back!
There's no place like home!

Will responds to:
Wise Guys Not Wanted?
Not to easy to spot, much less name, Episcopalians. They're built low to the ground, they're sneaky, they're scary clever. 

Yo responds to:
Wise Guys Not Wanted?
Quick!
Name all the Episcopalian coaches.

Yo responds to:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Bah Humbug!
  • “Couldn’t care less,” declared Dallas owner Jerry Jones about the Cowboys’ season-ending 44-6 blowout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles. “Not a single one of our players has been arrested in over a month. We’re damned proud.”
  • Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick called for the football Lions to drop “Detroit” from the official team name. “Our city shouldn’t be associated with abject losers,” said Kilpatrick, currently planning a comeback after a four-month prison stint.
  • In the wake of his club's unprecedented $420 million free-agent spending spree, Yankee honcho Hal Steinbrenner has ordered all employees to begin clipping coupons, and quietly switched the brand of coffee served in club offices from Starbuck's to Savarin. "Wasn't it Bud Selig who once said, 'A penny saved is a penny earned’?” Hal said.
  • The UFC announced that it would allow kissing as a tactic beginning on January 1, 2009. Said Dana White, UFC President: “We figured they were lying down entangled anyway, why not make it even more poignant?”
  • Beginning in 2010, the NBA announced its traditional All-Star “game” will be a halftime show (four, two-minute quarters), between the Preliminary and Finals of the Dunk Competition. “ESPN suggested the format change and we were more than happy to comply," said Commissioner David Stern.
  • Blogosphere sources are reporting that George W. Bush will become Commissioner of The American Dodgeball Association on January 21st, 2009.
  • The New York Yankees announced they will purchase the Dominican Republic. “When we crunched the numbers it turned out it was cheaper to buy the whole country, than sign individual players,” explained Yankees’ GM Brian Cashman.
  • Dallas will reportedly sign Plaxico Burriss in the next few days, moving closer to owner Jerry Jones’ goal of re-branding the Cowboys "America's Perp Team."
  • Upset with the media attention focused on the Detroit Lions, coach Scott Brooks of the NBA's 4-30 Oklahoma City Thunder announced, "We suck too!"
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