S.I. Responds To Sexual Innuendo Charge
New York - Sports Illustrated angrily denied charges that by publishing the now notorious Lindsey Vonn cover the magazine was selling sex. “Get your mind out of the gutter,” said a spokesman who refused to be identified. Read more...

"I Eat First" - Kobe's Rudeness Rocks Lakers
Los Angeles - In answer to growing criticism that he's shooting too much the Lakers' Kobe Bryant announced: “I eat first, they can have seconds.” Then the agita hit the fan. “Miss Manners would be horrified," said Ron Artest. Read more...

Eli To Peyton: "You Make Me Sick"
New York - "He's not authentic," Eli Manning said about his Super Bowl quarterback brother Peyton in an exclusive interview with eTrueSports. "He's not funny. And he makes me sick." Read more...

PGA Rumor: Mickelson A Registered Democrat?
San Diego, CA – The golf blogosphere is humming with rumors that Phil Mickelson may be a registered Democrat. “We’ll get to the bottom of this,” said PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem in a terse statement to the press. “Tiger. Now this?” said a subdued source close to the PGA. Read more...

Woman Played For the 1901 Washington Senators
Lone Elm, KS – eTrueSports EXCLUSIVE. “My grandmother threw serious heat,” says Winifred Gear Swanson, a 96-year-old grandmother who claims her forebear, Dale Gear, was the first – and remains the only – woman to play Major League Baseball. Read more...

UFC To Merge With Indy Car Racing
Indianapolis, IN and Las Vegas, NV - Indy Car Racing announced a merger with Ultimate Fighting to form a new sport, Martial Carts, whose "RaceBouts" will feature "eye gouging at 240 mph." Read more...