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Read this storyChildress: Souvlaki Made Me Do It!
Athens, Greece - An emotional Josh Childress has admitted that an on-going love affair with lamb souvlaki caused him to jump to Greek basketball team Olympiakos. "I love the stuff," said Childress, "its really succulent. I also like Ouzo. A lot." Read more...

Read this storyTop Eleven Messages on Brett Favre's Cell
11. "This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone." 10. "You kidding? Minneapolis is much warmer!" 9. "Go north on I-15 to Svenson, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner … " 8. "No, Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand." Read more...

Read this storyTop Eleven Things Overheard at the British Open
11. "England blows” 8. “You know, David Duval has a really wacky sense of humor.” 7. “Yes, Mr. Daly, oscillate is a real word.” 6. “Next on tee, Sandy Lyle. Mr. Lyle? Mr. Lyle? Read more...

Read this storyShafted: Stupidity Grips LPGA
Springfield, IL – Continuing a strict new policy of rules enforcement, the LPGA today announced the disqualification of the entire State Farm Classic’s leader board for failing to double knot their shoelaces. "Mis-tying is mis-tying," said Sue Witters, the LPGA’s Director of Tournament Competition, "rules are rules." Read more...

Read this storyBilly Packer Replaces Cheney
Washington - It didn’t take long for Billy Packer to find a new job. The veteran basketball broadcaster, dismissed by CBS on Tuesday, was hired today to replace Vice President Dick Cheney. “Billy Packer is the funniest man I’ve ever known,” said President George W. Bush. Read more...

Read this storyJose Canseco: "I Slept With Fannie Mae"
Los Angeles – “Fannie Mae is obsessed with me,” said ex-MLB All-Star Jose Canesco, apologizing for his role in the current U.S. real estate banking crisis. “I kept telling him I was a bank teller," said Fannie Rae Petaluma of Las Vegas, "but he's not a good listener." Read more...

Recent User Comments

Frankie Java responds to:
Childress: Souvlaki Made Me Do It!
Has film written all over it. Study The Big Lebowski for ideas. 

lucid eye responds to:
Top Eleven Messages on Brett Favre's Cell
Yeah, but he's gonna miss the bratwurst. Salmon sucks.

Kimbo S. responds to:
Shafted: Stupidity Grips LPGA
Shouldn't the LPGA be anticipating how to help golfers? Not waiting for them to screw up? Geez, the woman you "quoted" had a real quote about when Michelle Wie was told of the mistake, that she looked like a kid learning Santa Claus wasn't real ... and this Witters person sounded amused. That's weak.

Lippy responds to:
Billy Packer Replaces Cheney
Billy Packer: American. George W. Bush: American. You guys: Commies!!!!

FireChief responds to:
Billy Packer Replaces Cheney
You might want to think about relocating to a distant place, say Wyoming. Wait, hold on ... let me get back to you on that.
  • Breaking News: The Associated Press is reporting that the 2008 Tour de France may be decided on Saturday, July 26th instead of Sunday, July 27th.
  • Further Fox Favre fodder: Greta Van Susteren has apparently broken off her torrid two-week old affair with QB Brett Favre. "He was on his cell 24/7," a Susteren confidante told TMZ.com.
  • "They're blood-sucking vampires," said uber-agent Scott Boras after learning that the William Morris Agency had signed former client Alex Rodriguez.
  • David Duval, making good on his recent promise never to accept mediocrity, was 13-over par in round three of the British Open, putting him one stroke behind Jonathan Lomas, the 1323rd ranked player in the world.
  • Speaking from the cabin of his Citation X private jet, Jack Nicklaus criticized today’s rich players for being soft. "Every week they play in perfect conditions," growled the grumpy Golden Bear.
  • “Birkenstock should stick to designing sandals,” said an angry John Daly after shooting 82-89 and failing to make the cut at the British Open.
  • The Tour de France today announced an added "perp" stage for dopers banished from the tour. Winding through the Gaul region of France, the stage winner will be awarded the black and white horizontal striped jersey.
  • The baseball blogsphere is buzzing with recent revelations that retired right-hander Roger Clemens may have used performance enhancing steroids during his playing days.
  • After Tim McCarver’s relentlessly annoying performance during Fox’s All Star game coverage, ex-wife Anne McCarver rushed to her former husband's defense asserting he was not “overbearing, tedious or didactic when asleep.”
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